petrified bacon
He was cut from the side of a petrified porker, and has had a tendency to long trances in the meat wagon. However, his real troubles began after slipping from the bowels of a bacon cheeseburger. Like his other bacon brothers, he had always been unaware of the horrible fate that awaited them in that comfortable place between cheese and bun. Learning the truth was too much for his sensitive mind. He has been petrified ever since.
Every once and a while, he breaks out of his paralysis and runs screaming in terror. Sometimes he runs as far as 10 miles before he returns to a state of petrified shock. The Association of Misplaced Bacon (AMBa) then follows the tracking device around his ankle and returns him to the transport vehicle. He is carted around to various petrifaction experts in the hopes that his condition can be cured. If you are interested in AMBa’s work, please support them with your time. |
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